princesszach:

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

“A boy sends you an unsolicited dick pic… send back a picture of a better looking dick. … A more photogenic dick. A dick with a future.”

princesszach:

yochevedke:

confessionsofayoungsexworker:

This guy sent me a dick pic so I google searched and sent back a bigger dick pic. This was the response.

This is beautiful

A boy sends you an unsolicited dick pic… send back a picture of a better looking dick. … A more photogenic dick. A dick with a future.”

(via nayters)

(Source: itcuddles, via the-light-arrow)

charlottelabouff:

vua2:

I’ll never understand people who don’t drink alcohol

Maybe they know what alcohol can do to people, maybe they fear liver failure, maybe they had a family member or friend that died from an alcohol related accident, maybe they don’t feel the need or desire to drink, it’s really not that hard to comprehend.

(Source: vua, via stahrmie)

(Source: ceyfe, via israelchinito)

x-file:

oh my god

(Source: sandandglass, via ryancodey)

ryancodey:

Pretending to smile but dying inside

wolfosbane:

Boom.
prins-erik:

prins-erik:

Selfie before work.

reblogging because I really like this pic

prins-erik:

prins-erik:

Selfie before work.

reblogging because I really like this pic